Checked just now, from your browser.
Everything below is a live request made from the device you are reading this on. There is no “all systems operational” banner here, because a page that says that from a stored string is a confident wrong answer during the one hour somebody needs a true one.
What we can see right now
What this page does not claim
It checks two things, and only those: that this site served you a page, and that the API answers its health probe — the one that forces a write through the database, so “working” means the database is accepting writes and not merely that a connection exists. It does not probe storage, streaming, payments or the world itself. Rows for those would look reassuring and mean nothing, and an invented row is the same lie as an invented banner.
It also reports no numbers — not how many people are here, not how many joined today. A public page that counts people is a tool for watching them.
Something is wrong and this page says it is fine
Then this page is wrong, and we would rather hear it than not. Tell us what you were doing and what happened — a real person reads it.
IP geolocation by DB-IP, used under CC BY 4.0, when a device cannot report its own location.